Q - TIPS GIVE ME AN EARGASM.............GET IT?     

I SURE DON'T.

Ok....this week is finals week and then no more school until August. I cannot wait. Anyway, this weekend I went to this restaurant/bar in Little Rock with my girlfriend, her mom and some of her moms friends. The place is called Zack's Place. Ok this might sound a little corny but I went to the jukebox to play a song and since my favorite singer is TOBY KEITH, I proceeded to play his song "I love this bar." Let me tell ya, I felt pretty cool sitting in a bar listening to that song. Well, I guess that is all for now, but b4 I go here is some food for thought..........

Do they have girl’s bathrooms in gay bars?
Why is toilet bowl cleaning liquid only blue?
Why is it when we talk to God we are praying, but when God talks to us we are put into the loony bin?
Why do you go “back and forth” to town if you really must go forth before you go back?
Why does shaped macaroni taste better than the normal kind?
Why is vanilla ice cream white when vanilla extract is brown?
Why can't you get a tan on your palms?
Why do dogs sniff other dog’s bottoms to say hello, why don’t they just bark in their face or something?
Why do companies offer you "free gifts?" Since when has a gift NOT been free?